I was telling my good ol’ friend Robb the other day that I was working on a sketch about my bowel movements, which lead to the comment “when am I not talking about my bowel movements.” The answer is simple: never. The thing is on the surface it may seem like its all about my [...]
Posts Tagged ‘sexy’
Bowel movement irregularity
Posted in Sketchy, tagged allegory, feces, figure, flannel, Japanese, marker, pen, photoshop, profanity, sexy, Sketch, typography on July 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mango Clothing parody
Posted in Sketchy, tagged cincinnati, parody, photography, photoshop, sexy on July 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I recently came across a photo of me eating a mango from this winter. Several days ago, I passed by the store Mango in Soho. Combine the two and you have the start of a very disturbing ad campaign (hint: Slow Food USA do not take notes).
Kimu Chan
Posted in Sketchy, tagged exciting, graphite, Japanese, marker, pen, pudding, sexy, Sketch on July 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The elder warrior child Kimu Chan has a soft spot for tapioca pudding and death. I drew this and realized how many Paul elements are present. Not only because I used Japanese and Paul is Japanese-American. Also (and here is were the depth comes in) because of my subject matter: ladies who deliver death. Paul [...]
Mom I’m pregnant. With a centaur.
Posted in Sketchy, tagged flannel, pen, profanity, sexy, Sketch on July 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
More people around me these days are talking about having kids. Marriage is a hot topic and popping out babies is second in command. But who is talking about what would happen if you turkey basted semen out of the bulk supply in your friend’s refrigerator and later found out it was horse jizz? Really [...]
Firefly fornication
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged graphite, love!, New York, pen, profanity, sexy, Sketch, typography on June 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Is it worth devoting one’s life to researching fireflies’ mating patterns to be able to say puns such as “Nobody knew what happened after the lights went out?” I’ll ponder this for a day and let you know my answer tomorrow. Thank you New York Times for, once again, making me think about something other [...]
