I was telling my good ol’ friend Robb the other day that I was working on a sketch about my bowel movements, which lead to the comment “when am I not talking about my bowel movements.” The answer is simple: never. The thing is on the surface it may seem like its all about my [...]
Posts Tagged ‘profanity’
Bowel movement irregularity
Posted in Sketchy, tagged allegory, feces, figure, flannel, Japanese, marker, pen, photoshop, profanity, sexy, Sketch, typography on July 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mom I’m pregnant. With a centaur.
Posted in Sketchy, tagged flannel, pen, profanity, sexy, Sketch on July 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
More people around me these days are talking about having kids. Marriage is a hot topic and popping out babies is second in command. But who is talking about what would happen if you turkey basted semen out of the bulk supply in your friend’s refrigerator and later found out it was horse jizz? Really [...]
Firefly fornication
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged graphite, love!, New York, pen, profanity, sexy, Sketch, typography on June 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Is it worth devoting one’s life to researching fireflies’ mating patterns to be able to say puns such as “Nobody knew what happened after the lights went out?” I’ll ponder this for a day and let you know my answer tomorrow. Thank you New York Times for, once again, making me think about something other [...]
I got it from my mama
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged duct tape, exciting, flannel, hip hop, love!, pen, photoshop, profanity, Sketch, Toledo, typography on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I have recently found an intimate connection with will.i.am’s “I got it from my mama,” the hit single on his 2007 album “Songs About Girls.” About me? I’m a girl! Maybe that explains the connection. Or I forgot to release the “mute” button. Either way, a brilliant lyricist and inspiration to us all, will.i.am’s tune [...]
To all New Yorkers
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged anger, figure, marker, New York, pen, profanity, Sketch, typography on June 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Ok kids. This is a long one. It may offend the elders and be inappropriate for the minors; I shall not be held responsible for either. Everyone in between, we can duke it out via email.
