I was telling my good ol’ friend Robb the other day that I was working on a sketch about my bowel movements, which lead to the comment “when am I not talking about my bowel movements.” The answer is simple: never. The thing is on the surface it may seem like its all about my [...]
Posts Tagged ‘flannel’
Bowel movement irregularity
Posted in Sketchy, tagged allegory, feces, figure, flannel, Japanese, marker, pen, photoshop, profanity, sexy, Sketch, typography on July 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mom I’m pregnant. With a centaur.
Posted in Sketchy, tagged flannel, pen, profanity, sexy, Sketch on July 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
More people around me these days are talking about having kids. Marriage is a hot topic and popping out babies is second in command. But who is talking about what would happen if you turkey basted semen out of the bulk supply in your friend’s refrigerator and later found out it was horse jizz? Really [...]
I got it from my mama
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged duct tape, exciting, flannel, hip hop, love!, pen, photoshop, profanity, Sketch, Toledo, typography on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I have recently found an intimate connection with will.i.am’s “I got it from my mama,” the hit single on his 2007 album “Songs About Girls.” About me? I’m a girl! Maybe that explains the connection. Or I forgot to release the “mute” button. Either way, a brilliant lyricist and inspiration to us all, will.i.am’s tune [...]